Seven Things You Never Want to Hear at a Tattoo Parlor

1. There are two Os in Bob, right?
2. Would you like anything else on here? We have *plenty* of room.
3. I'm tired of drawing tribal designs, so I drew a purple bunny instead.
4. I hate the hiccups.
5. Hmmm....this is going to get interesting.
6. We ran out of black, so I finished it with pink.
7. No, I'm not really a certified tattoo artist, but I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.